You know you’re getting old when you see a poster like this in a clothing shop and instead of thinking: “wow, she’s hot” your thoughts are:
1. That’s not how you watch TV.
2. So the top half of her is in jacket weather and the bottom half in Vanuatu?
3. I hope she isn’t planning to ride a motorcycle in just that jacket – she has no leg protection to speak of.
4. That cord is really a trip hazard, especially in those precarious heels. I do hope she will be all right.