Your old marketing isn’t working, and frankly, we’re bored of doing it.

We offer digital marketing solutions that are tailored to the people you want to reach and what matters to them. We root out what works and build on that – through email, social media, event marketing, content, PR and advertising.

No doing the same thing we always did. It’s time to kick ass.

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Lyndal Cairns of No Pants Consulting, with Casper the Cockatoo in San Francisco’s Castro district.

She who wears the pants

Digital strategist Lyndal Cairns is the moxie of No Pants Consulting.

From anti-establishment beginnings in the late 1990s as a music writer at some hopelessly unprofitable newspapers, Lyndal has always prized honesty and directness over optics. As a journalist, then editor, public relations consultant and digital communications director, she has helped small businesses and nonprofits find their voice and make their marketing smarter, stronger and less bloody boring.